Ny Name stanks!

Justin means righteous and Sunseri means a pork butcher or a renderer of lard,

 

What kind of a name is Justin? I mean Sunseri isn’t any better but the combination of both is even worse. Justin Sunseri. What the hell. Oh, I forgot my middle name, Mark, Justin Mark Sunseri. If you just say Justin Sunseri, you almost stutter. Well, at least I do. But when you put Mark in the middle of it, you pause to say it. I hate it.

Oh, I almost forgot, my grandparents think they are so cute and funny but they just give me something else to be mad and upset about.  They came up with the idea of just-in-time, which isn’t even catchy. But they got even smarter and even cuter when they realized they could put my brothers name into it. His name is Nicholas. So, the phrase became just-in-the-nick-of-time. How depressing could my name get? Even worse!

The meanings are even better. Justin means righteous which is okay I guess. But, my middle name is Mark which I didn’t necessarily hate until I heard what it meant. It means dedicated to Mars. That’s really weird and awful. But it still isn’t the worst of my name. My last name, Sunseri, means probably the most ridiculous thing in the world. It means a pork butcher or to render lard. What is going on? My day was ruined when I figured out what it meant.

I think the story behind all of this is my parents hate me. I was born and they thought this little thing is going to ruin our lives. So, to get back at me, they made this horrific combination of a name that I would have to live with. But I guess it is kind of cool. Its what makes me me. Nobody else has this name, so I guess it is kind of cool.