I was originally Mary Wollstonecraft
What a tongue twister
She was an 18th century English author
Her skin was as white as the younger Olsen sisters
Mary died after giving birth
Alfred de Vigny is what she became next
He became a French author
His forehead was as big as a tyrannosaurus rex
Alfred died of old age
But his sole would carry on into a can
It stayed there till it became the British banker Reginald McKenna
He looked just like the butler from Batman
Reginald died in a car crash
But he wouldn’t let the soul die
Herve` Villechaize was then born
He was as short as July
Herve` would eventually commit suicide
But then I would arise
I am a great athlete
This poor sole will never die
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